Be there or be onion.
NOTE: We are not changing the date, it is always the 25th of February no matter what. You have a year to get days off at work.
RULES & SCHEDULE:
Praise the Ogrelord.
Shrek is not Drek.
Brogres and Ogirls only.
Non-brogres get out of my swamp.
Pepperoni and smoked cheese.
All 4 movies, and possibly other crap.
Green food is best food.
Green drink is best drink.
One item of green clothing minimum. If you have none, you have to bite an onion on your way in.
Onion Painting competition. Best onion wins the lot. Its not happened yet...
Best Dressed Competition. Winner gets an Onion (unpainted). Again, this will definitely happen.
Banter is manditory. All guests are required to quote dank memes every 10 minutes.
Swamp themed cocktails.
Shrek themed drinking game (Onion Ring of Farquaad).
Shrek Smash 'N' Crash Racing tournament. Loser has to bite an onion (unpainted). This has definitely happened every year and this rule definitely isn't just in here for no reason.
Being drek is disallowed, anyone who is drek will be eshrekted from the Swamp.
Anyone caught calling the event the "Shrekathon", "Shrekfest", "Shrekening", or any other blasphemous title that isn't "Shrektogether" will be immediately eshrekted from the swamp and never allowed back in.
Attendees last time get to re-attend, Previous survivors of all 4 films get a +1.
Rule 20 is Critical.
"this so-called art is pure drek"
"John Flynn is drek, but only if he doesn't go home after 10 minutes"
"drek rhymes with Shrek"
Note: Jet fuel may not melt steel beams, however, dragon fire does melt steel swords. (You need to have seen Shrek the Third and 9/11 to understand that reference)